Smells Like You're Getting Old Candle, Joke Candle, Gag Gift, 50th birthday

40th birthday, 50th birthday, 60th birthday, 70th birthday - it's the perfect birthday candle to give anyone who has a sense of humor! This 9 ounce candle is made 100% with a natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Choose between ambrosial fragrances such as Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze.
Reads: "Smells Like You're Getting Old: If you said, “I’d better get my readers” before reading this description, this candle’s for you! Now grab that Aspercreme, a glass of Chardonnay, and the remote, Jeopardy’s on soon!"
NOTE! Keep burning this gag gift candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn candle 3 to 4 hours of each lighting and trim wick to 1/4". Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
.: 100% natural soy wax blend
.: Average burn time: 50-60 hours
.: 100% cotton wick
.: All scents have the same color
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
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